Who the f/ck puts salt on their pizza besides Aleni?
And how’s this filipino guy that made me “lmao” cuz he was trying to push two tables together that are connected to the ground.
Whatever- I think I’m the only person that eats pizza with a knife and fork.
(via johnyr)
Since the eye doctor has my glasses til 3-4 pm, I’m pretty much BLIND. My eyesight is -4.50. That’s HORRIBLE. I’m literally clinging to Aleni. Bad eyesight should be a disability. May as will hand me over a pair of grandfather bifocals, shit.
“Don’t worry, babe. I’ll be your eyes today.” -aleni
When he tries to explain something to me like “you know that menehune water guy at the optical place?” and I say “no,” he still proceeds to describing the guy… “yenno, where you did your glasses? He was standing in front of you.” I’m like “gahd, how much times do I gotta say ‘no’? No matter how you describe him, my answer is gonna be the same: I DON’T KNOW.”
Lol, I love Aleni.
- Me: *singing some cali music
- Aleni: oh you are gangster
- Me: nigga, I know this. homie.
- Aleni: bool, bool.
- Texting while I'm in the optical lab & Aleni is in the car with Aleigha
- Me: I'm about to get gangster with these bitches
- Aleni: why, what happened?
- Me: they're so f/cking rude!
- Aleni: banana creme pie their face
- Me: I gotchu, I gotchu. Mic check one two, one two. Rajah 10-4
- Aleni: over & out
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Hokulani! But its like $3 for one -_-Aleni is home today. We neeeeed to finish our xma$hopping. I also neeeeed to get new glasses TODAY because my vision has gotten worse, fml. I can’t see jack shiiii. I tumbl’d a lot yesterday lol such a no-lifer.
… filled w/memories. i don’t ever use photobucket anymore & i just wanted to see some old pictures.
You know, like- PBBT! with your tongue? LolAleigha just sneezed, hiccuped, and farted at the same time.
… and made a zerbert.
Oh, the joys of being a mommy.ash, whats a zerbert? lol
lmaox9999, if you only knew how hard i was laughing!!!!! ray was looking at me like i was crazy.
Lmfao, I’m glad I got your chuckles in for the night & I can SO imagine ray just looking at you.
everything you say to your baby starts sounding like a song, in a high pitched, cheerful voice.

